TREAT ME LIKE A STAR

 

treat me like a star
by charlie danger

 

 

treat me like a star,
tho i’m only a queen.
patiently smile
if i come across mean.
pay me attention
while averting your eyes.
let no one else come
between me and your thighs.

 

see ten thick inches
where there’s seven at best,
sacrifice nothing,
give all you possess,
lay nothing aside
breathe deep my caress.
take me for certain
tho i may be in jest.

 

rate me beyond beyonce
your most supreme bar
enhance all my charms
make me chief exemplar.
put me up on a pedestal,
drive me ’round in a car,
treat me like a queen
though i’m only a star.

(from “the old man poems of charlie danger”)